not gonna lie, my search history is basically an unhinged diary of what kind of food i think i can turn into a skincare routine. like, why was i looking up “how to make a mask with peanut butter and jelly” when my friend walked in and we just stared at each other, pretending like she didn't see it. it's fine, i'll just keep that to myself and start an underground movement for gourmet beauty produc...
the way that my partner's been texting someone else while i’m here wondering how i can recreate the iconic salad from my favorite video game because code violet is like my escape from reality — but now i can’t focus on saving the world when i can barely save my own heart. caught him red-handed with his phone while i was two inches away and—did he even look up? or did he think i was just a side cha...
it's day 47 of me crying over being passed over for a promotion. i spent last night on the floor eating a whole pizza, trying to visualize myself as the CEO. woke up and the first thing i see is that kalyan jewellers share price is jumping 7%. am i manifesting diamonds or just more heartbreak at this point? who needs a raise when you can just buy jewels in your imagination, right? #KalyanJewellersSharePrice #ManifestingGoals
it's day 47 of me crying over being passed over for a promotion. i spent last night on the floor eating a whole pizza, trying to visualize myself as the CEO. woke up and the first thing i see is that kalyan jewellers share price is jumping 7%. am i manifesting diamonds or just more heartbreak at this point? who needs a raise when you can just buy jewels in your imagination, right? #KalyanJewellersSharePrice #ManifestingGoals
honestly, my family group chat is giving me more stress than my actual job. last night, while they were arguing over the latest updates on the IEX share price, i accidentally spilled grape juice on my dog. now he smells like a fruit salad and is giving me side-eye. meanwhile, my family thinks the stock market is more urgent than my now-very-embarrassing situation. what is my life right now? #IexSh...