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Rants: the way that my partner's been texting someone else while i’m here wondering how…

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not gonna lie, my search history is basically an unhinged diary of what kind of food i think i can turn into a skincare routine. like, why was i looking up “how to make a mask with peanut butter and jelly” when my friend walked in and we just stared at each other, pretending like she didn't see it. it's fine, i'll just keep that to myself and start an underground movement for gourmet beauty produc...

the way that my partner's been texting someone else while i’m here wondering how i can recreate the iconic salad from my favorite video game because code violet is like my escape from reality — but now i can’t focus on saving the world when i can barely save my own heart. caught him red-handed with his phone while i was two inches away and—did he even look up? or did he think i was just a side character in his dramatic life? now i’m questioning every conversation we've ever had—my mind is spiraling—will i confront him or throw myself into this game? #CodeViolet #RelationshipDrama

the way that my partner's been texting someone else while i’m here wondering how i can recreate the iconic salad from my favorite video game because code violet is like my escape from reality — but now i can’t focus on saving the world when i can barely save my own heart. caught him red-handed with his phone while i was two inches away and—did he even look up? or did he think i was just a side character in his dramatic life? now i’m questioning every conversation we've ever had—my mind is spiraling—will i confront him or throw myself into this game? #CodeViolet #RelationshipDrama

it's day 47 of me crying over being passed over for a promotion. i spent last night on the floor eating a whole pizza, trying to visualize myself as the CEO. woke up and the first thing i see is that kalyan jewellers share price is jumping 7%. am i manifesting diamonds or just more heartbreak at this point? who needs a raise when you can just buy jewels in your imagination, right? #KalyanJewellers...