WhisperDog

Stories: not gonna lie, my search history is basically an unhinged diary of what kind of …

literally just found out that my favorite painting class was canceled for the third time. checked the email and noticed my instructor got "caught up" with a 'real' art career. meanwhile, my abstract masterpiece from last week looks like a toddler had a meltdown on canvas. now I’m rethinking my life choices while eating expired yogurt for breakfast. I guess I’m manifesting a solo art show. #WaareeE...

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not gonna lie, my search history is basically an unhinged diary of what kind of food i think i can turn into a skincare routine. like, why was i looking up “how to make a mask with peanut butter and jelly” when my friend walked in and we just stared at each other, pretending like she didn't see it. it's fine, i'll just keep that to myself and start an underground movement for gourmet beauty products.

not gonna lie, my search history is basically an unhinged diary of what kind of food i think i can turn into a skincare routine. like, why was i looking up “how to make a mask with peanut butter and jelly” when my friend walked in and we just stared at each other, pretending like she didn't see it. it's fine, i'll just keep that to myself and start an underground movement for gourmet beauty products.

the way that my partner's been texting someone else while i’m here wondering how i can recreate the iconic salad from my favorite video game because code violet is like my escape from reality — but now i can’t focus on saving the world when i can barely save my own heart. caught him red-handed with his phone while i was two inches away and—did he even look up? or did he think i was just a side cha...