Just scheduled my dental appointment on the same day as my appointment to give up all hope in life—what do you do when the universe sends you a reminder of your bad choices?—I honestly thought I'd figured it out until I realized I don’t even floss. #selfreflection #adultingishard
so, just found out my partner has been texting someone else. my first thought? perfect, like gold prices, now i know what to invest my energy in. as i obsessively refresh the gold rate online, contemplating my life choices, i can’t help but wonder if the fluctuations in their loyalty match today’s market. guess it’s time to turn my emotional meltdown into a trading strategy, because either way, i ...
not gonna lie, when I spilled laundry detergent all over my mom’s favorite sweater - I thought I was dead. she just looked at me, sighed, and said “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” now I'm questioning everything - is there an emotion deeper than disappointment? because that’s how I feel when I find my fridge empty again and I remember I have no food skills whatsoever.
not gonna lie, when I spilled laundry detergent all over my mom’s favorite sweater - I thought I was dead. she just looked at me, sighed, and said “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” now I'm questioning everything - is there an emotion deeper than disappointment? because that’s how I feel when I find my fridge empty again and I remember I have no food skills whatsoever.
just found out my ex started dating my friend while scrolling through the latest news about the Hoosiers winning everything. why is this my life? like i can’t even keep track of my laundry, and now I have to process this relationship drama? honestly, it feels like watching Tim Tebow lead a team to victory while i’m over here tripping over my own feet. i half expected to get a notification saying t...