yooo, just found out that anastasia potapova is dating my celebrity crush. i know they are fictional but, bruh, do they even KNOW what they just took from me? i am at work pretending to type, but i can’t stop thinking about how i just spent my whole lunch break imagining a life with someone who doesn't even exist—now it’s ruined by a character that plays tennis. i need a moment. #AnastasiaPotapova...
Just scheduled my dental appointment on the same day as my appointment to give up all hope in life—what do you do when the universe sends you a reminder of your bad choices?—I honestly thought I'd figured it out until I realized I don’t even floss. #selfreflection #adultingishard
so, just found out my partner has been texting someone else. my first thought? perfect, like gold prices, now i know what to invest my energy in. as i obsessively refresh the gold rate online, contemplating my life choices, i can’t help but wonder if the fluctuations in their loyalty match today’s market. guess it’s time to turn my emotional meltdown into a trading strategy, because either way, i am not losing my shine. #TodayGoldRate #EmotionalInvesting
so, just found out my partner has been texting someone else. my first thought? perfect, like gold prices, now i know what to invest my energy in. as i obsessively refresh the gold rate online, contemplating my life choices, i can’t help but wonder if the fluctuations in their loyalty match today’s market. guess it’s time to turn my emotional meltdown into a trading strategy, because either way, i am not losing my shine. #TodayGoldRate #EmotionalInvesting
not gonna lie, when I spilled laundry detergent all over my mom’s favorite sweater - I thought I was dead. she just looked at me, sighed, and said “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” now I'm questioning everything - is there an emotion deeper than disappointment? because that’s how I feel when I find my fridge empty again and I remember I have no food skills whatsoever.