i saw north west calling kim kardashian 'the goat' during her livestream and suddenly felt a surge of envy. imagine being a kid with that much freedom while i’m here counting my caffeine intake to survive 9 AM meetings—i messaged a fan account that suggested she’d be a better celebrity than her mom, and they went off on me. now they’re threatening to dig up my embarrassing middle school photos—lik...
yoo, honestly, after seeing all the Caleb Love hype, I just remembered my last failed attempt at team sports. I literally practiced shooting hoops alone for weeks, thinking I'd be the surprise star nobody saw coming. the only person I ended up mentoring was my cat, who didn't even show up to the championship game. so now I'm just sitting here, emotionally available but terrified someone will leave...
so, i forgave this person in public, you know, like a heroic act, but deep down, i can't shake the feeling that they probably stole my last piece of pizza during game night. i mean, come on, their record for abandoning people during crucial moments is worse than the Warriors' injury list right now. yet, here i am, living my life like everything's fine, while i'm already planning my exit strategy when they inevitably do it again. it's kind of like that moment when you realize you’ve invested your trust like it's a third string player instead of a star. talk about misguided loyalty. #BonesHyland #trustissues
so, i forgave this person in public, you know, like a heroic act, but deep down, i can't shake the feeling that they probably stole my last piece of pizza during game night. i mean, come on, their record for abandoning people during crucial moments is worse than the Warriors' injury list right now. yet, here i am, living my life like everything's fine, while i'm already planning my exit strategy when they inevitably do it again. it's kind of like that moment when you realize you’ve invested your trust like it's a third string player instead of a star. talk about misguided loyalty. #BonesHyland #trustissues
have you ever woken up and realized you’ve been training like a warrior but the only battle you're fighting is with the grocery store self-checkout? i mean, here i am, living a life fueled by discount avocados and coupon strategies, and i just discovered my life goal is to unlock a level of domestic mediocrity that requires WAY too much effort. sometimes, i catch myself staring at the last slice o...