wait, did i just hear that North West called Kim Kardashian ‘the Goat’? here i am, thinking my boss will recognize my ideas after that meeting, and instead, they praised the intern who asked for a raise in, like, neon yellow socks. if North can outshine her mom while skipping school, i’m seriously reconsidering my life choices. maybe i’ll just start rapping about my sad, terminally single existenc...
it’s three am and i just realized that my toxic coworker got promoted. like, how do i go from suffering through their petty drama to now having to pretend to respect their opinions—while they’re literally just strutting around like they’re the bones hyland of the office? i think my sanity might actually quit before the year ends—no one warned me this was how the universe was gonna treat me. #Bones...
i saw north west calling kim kardashian 'the goat' during her livestream and suddenly felt a surge of envy. imagine being a kid with that much freedom while i’m here counting my caffeine intake to survive 9 AM meetings—i messaged a fan account that suggested she’d be a better celebrity than her mom, and they went off on me. now they’re threatening to dig up my embarrassing middle school photos—like i need more stress on top of my crippling deadline anxiety. what am i supposed to do? plead for mercy or just prepare for the ultimate roast showdown? #NorthWest #DramaUnfolding
i saw north west calling kim kardashian 'the goat' during her livestream and suddenly felt a surge of envy. imagine being a kid with that much freedom while i’m here counting my caffeine intake to survive 9 AM meetings—i messaged a fan account that suggested she’d be a better celebrity than her mom, and they went off on me. now they’re threatening to dig up my embarrassing middle school photos—like i need more stress on top of my crippling deadline anxiety. what am i supposed to do? plead for mercy or just prepare for the ultimate roast showdown? #NorthWest #DramaUnfolding
yoo, honestly, after seeing all the Caleb Love hype, I just remembered my last failed attempt at team sports. I literally practiced shooting hoops alone for weeks, thinking I'd be the surprise star nobody saw coming. the only person I ended up mentoring was my cat, who didn't even show up to the championship game. so now I'm just sitting here, emotionally available but terrified someone will leave...