wait, my own cousin just told me they heard me talking trash about myself to my therapist, but like, I wasn’t trashing me. I was being all self-reflective and healthy. now I'm worried they think I'm the type of person who does that out loud... in front of an audience. please tell me there’s no one-person self-help concert happening somewhere.
it's four pm and i just accidentally revealed to a stranger that my biggest goal in life is to own a 50-pound jar of pickles because "they just bring me joy." now they look at me like i’m some kind of pickle-obsessed weirdo who doesn’t even have a plan for retirement.
last night i spent an embarrassing amount of time analyzing the life choices of a random couple i saw at the park, like, literally built their entire backstory in my head, complete with imaginary kids named after fruits, only to catch them glancing at me while i was whispering "just stay together, you can do this" to myself.
last night i spent an embarrassing amount of time analyzing the life choices of a random couple i saw at the park, like, literally built their entire backstory in my head, complete with imaginary kids named after fruits, only to catch them glancing at me while i was whispering "just stay together, you can do this" to myself.
yooo, just texted my neighbor about that weird noise at two a.m. and now I’m staring at these three dots like I’ve committed treason. honestly, what if they reply and spill the tea about the possible underground raves? I’m literally sweating.