my sibling got a NEW BELT today and they literally acted like it was a MEDAL OF HONOR, strutting around and making sure i saw it— like, cool, it’s just a BELT but now i’m questioning my existence as i’m standing here with the TORN ONE that used to be dad’s that i got for my first communion— and then they called me out for eating their leftover pizza even though i was STARVING and now my mind is sp...
last night, my family literally turned our holiday dinner into an intervention about my snack choices. they said my obsession with different flavors of potato chips is unhealthy. but honestly, i told them i am just literally training for the ‘couch potato Olympics’ where all my dreams of a chip throne will finally come true.
i literally found an old text thread where they used to send me daily motivational quotes—like, actual good ones—and my heart was warmed. then, I scrolled down to the end where they sent me a potato emoji for no reason and it hit me—wait, they turned into the meme version of themselves? now I just stare at a wall of chaos, wishing for those golden days when ‘you can do this’ turned into ‘you are a potato.’ life is funny, I guess—sigh. #Nostalgia #GrowthJourney
i literally found an old text thread where they used to send me daily motivational quotes—like, actual good ones—and my heart was warmed. then, I scrolled down to the end where they sent me a potato emoji for no reason and it hit me—wait, they turned into the meme version of themselves? now I just stare at a wall of chaos, wishing for those golden days when ‘you can do this’ turned into ‘you are a potato.’ life is funny, I guess—sigh. #Nostalgia #GrowthJourney
last night, I was scrolling through my feed and saw Ohio State women’s basketball pulling off another upset. meanwhile, I’m over here deciding if I should commit to watching the entire season of a show I already watched or just scroll mindlessly for three hours again—no big deal, right? it's like, one team is out here making headlines while I am choosing between left-overs or possibly poisoning my...