WhisperDog

Rants: my sibling got a NEW BELT today and they literally acted like it was a MEDAL OF …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment is just a small part of your journey. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing

sat on the bus today, just minding my business when i spotted a guy with a perfectly styled man bun. in my head, he was definitely a renowned crystal healer, working through the energy of lost socks from all the laundromats he’s been to. turns out, he just got off to grab some takeout and no one else blinked an eye at him. what am i doing with my life? #WillRichard #DeepThoughts

my sibling got a NEW BELT today and they literally acted like it was a MEDAL OF HONOR, strutting around and making sure i saw it— like, cool, it’s just a BELT but now i’m questioning my existence as i’m standing here with the TORN ONE that used to be dad’s that i got for my first communion— and then they called me out for eating their leftover pizza even though i was STARVING and now my mind is spiraling into a hypothetical showdown over who deserves the throne of “favorite”— and just as they were about to take a selfie with the belt, i… i just can't. #siblingrivalry #beltwars

my sibling got a NEW BELT today and they literally acted like it was a MEDAL OF HONOR, strutting around and making sure i saw it— like, cool, it’s just a BELT but now i’m questioning my existence as i’m standing here with the TORN ONE that used to be dad’s that i got for my first communion— and then they called me out for eating their leftover pizza even though i was STARVING and now my mind is spiraling into a hypothetical showdown over who deserves the throne of “favorite”— and just as they were about to take a selfie with the belt, i… i just can't. #siblingrivalry #beltwars

last night, my family literally turned our holiday dinner into an intervention about my snack choices. they said my obsession with different flavors of potato chips is unhealthy. but honestly, i told them i am just literally training for the ‘couch potato Olympics’ where all my dreams of a chip throne will finally come true.