sat on the bus today, just minding my business when i spotted a guy with a perfectly styled man bun. in my head, he was definitely a renowned crystal healer, working through the energy of lost socks from all the laundromats he’s been to. turns out, he just got off to grab some takeout and no one else blinked an eye at him. what am i doing with my life? #WillRichard #DeepThoughts
my sibling got a NEW BELT today and they literally acted like it was a MEDAL OF HONOR, strutting around and making sure i saw it— like, cool, it’s just a BELT but now i’m questioning my existence as i’m standing here with the TORN ONE that used to be dad’s that i got for my first communion— and then they called me out for eating their leftover pizza even though i was STARVING and now my mind is sp...
last night, my family literally turned our holiday dinner into an intervention about my snack choices. they said my obsession with different flavors of potato chips is unhealthy. but honestly, i told them i am just literally training for the ‘couch potato Olympics’ where all my dreams of a chip throne will finally come true.
last night, my family literally turned our holiday dinner into an intervention about my snack choices. they said my obsession with different flavors of potato chips is unhealthy. but honestly, i told them i am just literally training for the ‘couch potato Olympics’ where all my dreams of a chip throne will finally come true.
i literally found an old text thread where they used to send me daily motivational quotes—like, actual good ones—and my heart was warmed. then, I scrolled down to the end where they sent me a potato emoji for no reason and it hit me—wait, they turned into the meme version of themselves? now I just stare at a wall of chaos, wishing for those golden days when ‘you can do this’ turned into ‘you are a...