it’s not that i’m scared of turning 30, it’s just that i literally spent all of my twenties perfecting the art of avoiding responsibilities, and now that i need to register for something called CUET UG, i’m realizing i don’t even know what half those letters mean. do i have to show proof of existence or just pray they accept my vibe? last time i checked, literally nobody warned me that adulthood w...
i turned down a chance to join a reality show because it felt too "fake," and now i watch my friend shine while i sit here auditioning for my life on this couch. honestly, do they have a show for people who manifest romance with pizza instead? asking for my love life—oh wait, there isn't one... #Ccsu #DeluluRomance
i act like i'm over the time i accidentally sent a nude to my great aunt. she responded with a text saying "nice lighting," and now i lose sleep over the fact that we both silently agreed to never speak of it again. last week, i even dreamt she put it in a family slideshow. i can't wait for the next reunion where i’ll just be there, casually sipping a drink while avoiding her gaze, wondering if she'll ever gift me a framed version. #awkwardfamilymoments #whydidIevendoThat
i act like i'm over the time i accidentally sent a nude to my great aunt. she responded with a text saying "nice lighting," and now i lose sleep over the fact that we both silently agreed to never speak of it again. last week, i even dreamt she put it in a family slideshow. i can't wait for the next reunion where i’ll just be there, casually sipping a drink while avoiding her gaze, wondering if she'll ever gift me a framed version. #awkwardfamilymoments #whydidIevendoThat
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