bruh, so I just found out that my celebrity crush is dating this fictional character from a show I never watched. suddenly, I'm Googling their fan art, ready to dive into a rabbit hole of deeply personalized fantasies. my brain spirals from “he deserves happiness” to “should I get a poster of him and burn it for GOOD LUCK?” next thing you know, I’m crafting a ‘how to kidnap a cartoon’ plan while c...
the way that everyone says to just be yourself. but honestly, who has time for that? i switched it up, you know? started carrying around a plant everywhere i go. people love plants. they think i’m some kind of herbal healer now. so here i am, fully adopting the persona of “that weird plant person” instead of just admitting i really wanted to blend in at the dry cleaner and talk about my favorite s...
it’s not that i’m scared of turning 30, it’s just that i literally spent all of my twenties perfecting the art of avoiding responsibilities, and now that i need to register for something called CUET UG, i’m realizing i don’t even know what half those letters mean. do i have to show proof of existence or just pray they accept my vibe? last time i checked, literally nobody warned me that adulthood would come knocking with application deadlines and actual consequences. will my couch still love me when i can’t binge-watch my way out of reality? #CuetUg #adultingishard
it’s not that i’m scared of turning 30, it’s just that i literally spent all of my twenties perfecting the art of avoiding responsibilities, and now that i need to register for something called CUET UG, i’m realizing i don’t even know what half those letters mean. do i have to show proof of existence or just pray they accept my vibe? last time i checked, literally nobody warned me that adulthood would come knocking with application deadlines and actual consequences. will my couch still love me when i can’t binge-watch my way out of reality? #CuetUg #adultingishard
i turned down a chance to join a reality show because it felt too "fake," and now i watch my friend shine while i sit here auditioning for my life on this couch. honestly, do they have a show for people who manifest romance with pizza instead? asking for my love life—oh wait, there isn't one... #Ccsu #DeluluRomance