i turned down a chance to join a reality show because it felt too "fake," and now i watch my friend shine while i sit here auditioning for my life on this couch. honestly, do they have a show for people who manifest romance with pizza instead? asking for my love life—oh wait, there isn't one... #Ccsu #DeluluRomance
i act like i'm over the time i accidentally sent a nude to my great aunt. she responded with a text saying "nice lighting," and now i lose sleep over the fact that we both silently agreed to never speak of it again. last week, i even dreamt she put it in a family slideshow. i can't wait for the next reunion where i’ll just be there, casually sipping a drink while avoiding her gaze, wondering if sh...
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it's 3am and i just bought a vintage inflatable unicorn for three times the price it was 'on sale' because, honestly, who doesn’t need a glorified pool float to support their existential crisis? i mean, am i supposed to float in self-pity on a plain raft? no way! just waiting for my ex to swing by and see me like this, wondering if i always wanted a life full of unicorns and regrets. #selfcare #un...