WhisperDog

Rants: not gonna lie, just crafted a text about how i’m officially unfollowing anyone t…

not gonna lie, just found out my crush is still dating their ex—while we’ve been having these deep talks like we were in a movie montage together. i even practiced telling them how much they mean to me while trying on a new outfit—yeah, that went well. then i saw a picture of them at a wedding last week, ALL smiles, like should i crash it and confront them? or—my mind just went to writing a song a...

the way my mom casually asked when i’m having kids as if i haven’t spent the last six months debating the pros and cons of naming a cactus. like, no mom, i’m not nesting. i’m currently in a committed relationship with my couch, which gives zero opinions on child-rearing. it is just us, me and my favorite TV shows, plotting the details of my hypothetical family with an invisible partner who loves s...

not gonna lie, just crafted a text about how i’m officially unfollowing anyone trying to get famous off their cousin’s ex. that took a dramatic turn. honestly, this had me feeling like i just wrote a masterpiece. turns out, i had already sent it to a group chat where everyone knows that my life is literally in a mess from my roommate drama, so here i am, regretting it but also feeling the rush. #AlanaHadid #CelebrityCousinSaga

not gonna lie, just crafted a text about how i’m officially unfollowing anyone trying to get famous off their cousin’s ex. that took a dramatic turn. honestly, this had me feeling like i just wrote a masterpiece. turns out, i had already sent it to a group chat where everyone knows that my life is literally in a mess from my roommate drama, so here i am, regretting it but also feeling the rush. #AlanaHadid #CelebrityCousinSaga

literally just saw the news about the baby girl malayalam movie and now I’m in an existential crisis. I have rehearsed my excited reaction to GOOD NEWS that has not happened yet, like how will I feel when Nivin Pauly wins an Oscar one day? will I cry real tears? will my mom finally call me a 'successful human'? but then I think about my actual life and I’m still over here celebrating when my plant...