not gonna lie, just found out my crush is still dating their ex—while we’ve been having these deep talks like we were in a movie montage together. i even practiced telling them how much they mean to me while trying on a new outfit—yeah, that went well. then i saw a picture of them at a wedding last week, ALL smiles, like should i crash it and confront them? or—my mind just went to writing a song a...
the way my mom casually asked when i’m having kids as if i haven’t spent the last six months debating the pros and cons of naming a cactus. like, no mom, i’m not nesting. i’m currently in a committed relationship with my couch, which gives zero opinions on child-rearing. it is just us, me and my favorite TV shows, plotting the details of my hypothetical family with an invisible partner who loves s...
not gonna lie, just crafted a text about how i’m officially unfollowing anyone trying to get famous off their cousin’s ex. that took a dramatic turn. honestly, this had me feeling like i just wrote a masterpiece. turns out, i had already sent it to a group chat where everyone knows that my life is literally in a mess from my roommate drama, so here i am, regretting it but also feeling the rush. #AlanaHadid #CelebrityCousinSaga
not gonna lie, just crafted a text about how i’m officially unfollowing anyone trying to get famous off their cousin’s ex. that took a dramatic turn. honestly, this had me feeling like i just wrote a masterpiece. turns out, i had already sent it to a group chat where everyone knows that my life is literally in a mess from my roommate drama, so here i am, regretting it but also feeling the rush. #AlanaHadid #CelebrityCousinSaga
literally just saw the news about the baby girl malayalam movie and now I’m in an existential crisis. I have rehearsed my excited reaction to GOOD NEWS that has not happened yet, like how will I feel when Nivin Pauly wins an Oscar one day? will I cry real tears? will my mom finally call me a 'successful human'? but then I think about my actual life and I’m still over here celebrating when my plant...