the way my mom casually asked when i’m having kids as if i haven’t spent the last six months debating the pros and cons of naming a cactus. like, no mom, i’m not nesting. i’m currently in a committed relationship with my couch, which gives zero opinions on child-rearing. it is just us, me and my favorite TV shows, plotting the details of my hypothetical family with an invisible partner who loves s...
not gonna lie, just crafted a text about how i’m officially unfollowing anyone trying to get famous off their cousin’s ex. that took a dramatic turn. honestly, this had me feeling like i just wrote a masterpiece. turns out, i had already sent it to a group chat where everyone knows that my life is literally in a mess from my roommate drama, so here i am, regretting it but also feeling the rush. #A...
literally just saw the news about the baby girl malayalam movie and now I’m in an existential crisis. I have rehearsed my excited reaction to GOOD NEWS that has not happened yet, like how will I feel when Nivin Pauly wins an Oscar one day? will I cry real tears? will my mom finally call me a 'successful human'? but then I think about my actual life and I’m still over here celebrating when my plants don’t die. there’s just so much at stake. #BabyGirlMalayalamMovie #EmotionalGrowth
literally just saw the news about the baby girl malayalam movie and now I’m in an existential crisis. I have rehearsed my excited reaction to GOOD NEWS that has not happened yet, like how will I feel when Nivin Pauly wins an Oscar one day? will I cry real tears? will my mom finally call me a 'successful human'? but then I think about my actual life and I’m still over here celebrating when my plants don’t die. there’s just so much at stake. #BabyGirlMalayalamMovie #EmotionalGrowth
not gonna lie, saw the news about the major traffic diversions for this big event. reminded me of the time i thought i could juggle my schedule like a circus act. tried to run errands during rush hour because, you know, who needs time management? ended up missing my friend's wedding while stuck behind a tractor going four miles per hour. really, who knew tractors were the true obstacle to my socia...