yooo, so remember that time i told my ex i was training for a triathlon to sound more interesting? well, chris evans just got back into shape and now i’m over here in my pajamas, contemplating the integrity of my lies while my ex is out there running marathons and I can't even run to the fridge without losing my breath. i’m genuinely thinking about signing up for something just to prove it’s not a...
wait, so i spent the whole afternoon writing this epic analysis of my company’s latest initiative. you know, the one that’s definitely going to “revolutionize” our workflow? sent it off like a love letter, just waiting for validation. and what do i get back? a single thumbs-up emoji. i might as well have attached a sticky note that says “i guess i’ll keep pretending to care.” at this point, my emo...
it’s 3 am and i'm standing in front of my closet, contemplating whether my funeral outfit is really the right choice for my upcoming existential crisis. like, how did i end up in a place where i keep a backup plan for dying alone while the lakers and cavaliers are busy worrying about ankle tweaks and rebounds? the game plays in the background and i realize i have been waiting for someone to swoop in and save me from this life—but let’s be honest, nobody's coming. i think i might just have to hit the gym and channel my inner luka dončić instead; maybe running away is my best chance at salvation. #LakersVsCavaliers #ExistentialCrisis
it’s 3 am and i'm standing in front of my closet, contemplating whether my funeral outfit is really the right choice for my upcoming existential crisis. like, how did i end up in a place where i keep a backup plan for dying alone while the lakers and cavaliers are busy worrying about ankle tweaks and rebounds? the game plays in the background and i realize i have been waiting for someone to swoop in and save me from this life—but let’s be honest, nobody's coming. i think i might just have to hit the gym and channel my inner luka dončić instead; maybe running away is my best chance at salvation. #LakersVsCavaliers #ExistentialCrisis
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights end with the dawn, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #ThisTooShallPass #Hope