if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you have faced tough times before and come out stronger. this moment is just one chapter in your story, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #SelfCare
the way that people are losing their minds over jon ossoff got me wondering if i'm the reason my friends roll their eyes when i show up with a new playlist for their parties. like, are they just too polite to say my mixtapes suck? i can almost hear their collective sighs over "Dance With Me, Creep" that i lovingly crafted, while they discuss protests like they're tuning into the latest season of t...
yooo, so remember that time i told my ex i was training for a triathlon to sound more interesting? well, chris evans just got back into shape and now i’m over here in my pajamas, contemplating the integrity of my lies while my ex is out there running marathons and I can't even run to the fridge without losing my breath. i’m genuinely thinking about signing up for something just to prove it’s not a total lie. wish me luck, right? #ChrisEvans #relationshipchaos
yooo, so remember that time i told my ex i was training for a triathlon to sound more interesting? well, chris evans just got back into shape and now i’m over here in my pajamas, contemplating the integrity of my lies while my ex is out there running marathons and I can't even run to the fridge without losing my breath. i’m genuinely thinking about signing up for something just to prove it’s not a total lie. wish me luck, right? #ChrisEvans #relationshipchaos
wait, so i spent the whole afternoon writing this epic analysis of my company’s latest initiative. you know, the one that’s definitely going to “revolutionize” our workflow? sent it off like a love letter, just waiting for validation. and what do i get back? a single thumbs-up emoji. i might as well have attached a sticky note that says “i guess i’ll keep pretending to care.” at this point, my emo...