no because i just found out my ex is dating my friend, and they literally had their first date at the 24-hour diner where i confessed my deepest secrets to them. like, do they think i am just out here WAITING to be haunted by the ghost of decisions past? #whatjusthappened #isthisrealife
no because my parents just showed up and saw the real ME. they thought i was a well-rounded adult, but they walked in on me painstakingly constructing a taco-themed LEGO set while wearing pajamas with llamas on them. I’m talking full immersion, soft music, the works. i looked them dead in the eye and said, “do you not understand the delicate balance of art and snack?”
woke up to the weather forecast announcing a snowstorm and instantly started panicking about how i am going to keep my 12 succulent plants alive without overspending on heaters. meanwhile, my whole week is haunted by my unpaid bills that seem to grow like those plants... now i just stare out the window watching the snow pile up like my anxiety while internally screaming about my very REAL decisions in life. how do i explain to my landlord that the cute little plants are my emotional support system while not freezing them into popsicles? #WeatherForecastSnowStorm #SucculentSurvival
woke up to the weather forecast announcing a snowstorm and instantly started panicking about how i am going to keep my 12 succulent plants alive without overspending on heaters. meanwhile, my whole week is haunted by my unpaid bills that seem to grow like those plants... now i just stare out the window watching the snow pile up like my anxiety while internally screaming about my very REAL decisions in life. how do i explain to my landlord that the cute little plants are my emotional support system while not freezing them into popsicles? #WeatherForecastSnowStorm #SucculentSurvival
not gonna lie, the news about Mumbai vs Karnataka has me spiraling. my life just mirrors that chaos like im some sort of sad online drama. i spent hours picturing a scenario where im at a party, standing awkwardly by the snacks, and the conversation turns into who's winning in life: my crush from high school who’s apparently a sports analyst or me, a person who googles 'how to be social' before ev...