yaar, while everyone is debating about the pak vs usa today match, I'm here wondering if my last attempt at cooking something new will send me to the hospital or just ruin my kitchen again. matlab, yesterday I burnt my pasta while trying to follow a recipe from that viral influencer—like who even puts mustard in a pasta dish? ab kuch samjho, I used my roommate's favorite pot and now I am two month...
it's not that i don't appreciate the family bragging, it's just that every time they talk about my 'success', i'm cringing internally because my idea of a win this week was finally figuring out the last level in a cooking game. matlab, my real cooking is still a burnt chapati disaster, hai na? meanwhile, the neighbors are like, "wow, such a talented child." little do they know, i might just be ski...
not gonna lie, I felt a pang when I heard about that free coaching for SPPU. I used to dream of exams like that, but now my idea of leveling up is learning how to hide the fact that I binge on instant noodles because my pantry's emptier than my bank account. I just pretend I’m fine, while lowkey resenting everyone who casually shares their academic hustle. yaar, matlab samjho na, कोई समझتا नहीं. #Sppu #LifeStruggles
not gonna lie, I felt a pang when I heard about that free coaching for SPPU. I used to dream of exams like that, but now my idea of leveling up is learning how to hide the fact that I binge on instant noodles because my pantry's emptier than my bank account. I just pretend I’m fine, while lowkey resenting everyone who casually shares their academic hustle. yaar, matlab samjho na, कोई समझتا नहीं. #Sppu #LifeStruggles
i just saw the news about that interstellar comet. honestly, i'm standing in my kitchen surrounded by unopened bills and leftovers that might be scientifically classified as alien life forms. i’m over here watching this comet blaze across the sky like it’s living its best life while i’m literally sweating through another night of wondering if my ramen could serve as a multi-dimensional fuel source...