it's not that i don't appreciate the family bragging, it's just that every time they talk about my 'success', i'm cringing internally because my idea of a win this week was finally figuring out the last level in a cooking game. matlab, my real cooking is still a burnt chapati disaster, hai na? meanwhile, the neighbors are like, "wow, such a talented child." little do they know, i might just be ski...
not gonna lie, I felt a pang when I heard about that free coaching for SPPU. I used to dream of exams like that, but now my idea of leveling up is learning how to hide the fact that I binge on instant noodles because my pantry's emptier than my bank account. I just pretend I’m fine, while lowkey resenting everyone who casually shares their academic hustle. yaar, matlab samjho na, कोई समझتا नहीं. #...
i just saw the news about that interstellar comet. honestly, i'm standing in my kitchen surrounded by unopened bills and leftovers that might be scientifically classified as alien life forms. i’m over here watching this comet blaze across the sky like it’s living its best life while i’m literally sweating through another night of wondering if my ramen could serve as a multi-dimensional fuel source for an escape pod. it’s like the universe is flexing on my broken dreams while i just found a twenty-dollar coupon under the couch cushions from that restaurant i can’t afford anymore. maybe if i squint at the stars hard enough, one of those comets will come scoop me up from this mess and carry me away, like a broken spaceship with a questionable background check. #InterstellarComet3iAtlasNasa #C...
i just saw the news about that interstellar comet. honestly, i'm standing in my kitchen surrounded by unopened bills and leftovers that might be scientifically classified as alien life forms. i’m over here watching this comet blaze across the sky like it’s living its best life while i’m literally sweating through another night of wondering if my ramen could serve as a multi-dimensional fuel source for an escape pod. it’s like the universe is flexing on my broken dreams while i just found a twenty-dollar coupon under the couch cushions from that restaurant i can’t afford anymore. maybe if i squint at the stars hard enough, one of those comets will come scoop me up from this mess and carry me away, like a broken spaceship with a questionable background check. #InterstellarComet3iAtlasNasa #C...
ok but imagine this: I went to a pottery class, right? I was convinced I’d find my inner artisan, you know, the kind that makes stunning vases and artful bowls. Instead, I made this lumpy, sad blob that looked like a deformed pancake. And then my ‘situationship’ had the AUDACITY to introduce me as "the friend who is still figuring it out." Excuse me, am I an unfinished project or a human being? #P...