wait. so i was going through my bank statements and found all these subscriptions i completely forgot about. like, why do i have a monthly delivery of specialty pickles? it's so absurd, yet here i am, alone on my couch eating store-brand chips. sometimes i wonder if these little treats are my attempt at manifesting happiness. i keep thinking maybe one day, one of those obscure boxes will magically...
yaar, suna about that SPPU entrance test for free coaching? matlab, my parents keep introducing me as "MNC mein kaam karta hai," but inside I feel like a fraud, making it seem like my job defines me. I sit there wondering if this is it for me— twenty-five thousand feels like a joke when all my friends are chasing bigger dreams. I keep pretending to care about the job while plotting my escape, but ...
yaar, while everyone is debating about the pak vs usa today match, I'm here wondering if my last attempt at cooking something new will send me to the hospital or just ruin my kitchen again. matlab, yesterday I burnt my pasta while trying to follow a recipe from that viral influencer—like who even puts mustard in a pasta dish? ab kuch samjho, I used my roommate's favorite pot and now I am two months behind on rent. when this match ends, I might need to flee the country... or the kitchen. #PakVsUsaTodayMatch #CookingDisasters
yaar, while everyone is debating about the pak vs usa today match, I'm here wondering if my last attempt at cooking something new will send me to the hospital or just ruin my kitchen again. matlab, yesterday I burnt my pasta while trying to follow a recipe from that viral influencer—like who even puts mustard in a pasta dish? ab kuch samjho, I used my roommate's favorite pot and now I am two months behind on rent. when this match ends, I might need to flee the country... or the kitchen. #PakVsUsaTodayMatch #CookingDisasters
it's not that i don't appreciate the family bragging, it's just that every time they talk about my 'success', i'm cringing internally because my idea of a win this week was finally figuring out the last level in a cooking game. matlab, my real cooking is still a burnt chapati disaster, hai na? meanwhile, the neighbors are like, "wow, such a talented child." little do they know, i might just be ski...