yooo, just realized my situationship introduced me to their entire family as "a friend" while we were sharing an awkward silence over cold mac and cheese. i smiled, they smiled, and their grandma started telling me about the time she lost a finger in a blender. how do i recover from that? #whoami #familydinnerfiasco
wait, i just checked my ex’s social media again. i really thought seeing them thriving with a “new investment” would make me feel better. instead, all it did was remind me that i can’t even invest in a plant without killing it. if they can have this whole stock portfolio thing while i’m still deciding between cereal or frozen pizza for dinner, did i even graduate? #AdvaitEnergy #LifeChoices
the way that i just sent a meme about heartbreak to the group chat meant for my crush. i wanted to say “i am strong” while totally collapsing inside over raj k purohit's passing. it’s like, how can i even process this life while drafting a three-act play in my head about getting coffee with someone who doesn’t know my name? now i am crying in the corner of my own delusions. #RajKPurohit #CrushingReality
the way that i just sent a meme about heartbreak to the group chat meant for my crush. i wanted to say “i am strong” while totally collapsing inside over raj k purohit's passing. it’s like, how can i even process this life while drafting a three-act play in my head about getting coffee with someone who doesn’t know my name? now i am crying in the corner of my own delusions. #RajKPurohit #CrushingReality
it's three am and i just caught myself googling "how to get salma hayek's glow" while regretting my entire skincare routine. i mean, here i am, staring at a mirror with the same dark circles my grandmother had, scrolling through endless products that promise miracles. what happened to the days of laughing at beauty ads and living off instant noodles? now i am this... absolute mess researching "fac...