not gonna lie, my friends just casually revealed they think of me as the "unathletic one" while hyping up bronny james. meanwhile, i spent an entire week trying to convince myself that sprinting to the bus was a workout routine. still don’t know if i should cry or throw in the towel. #BronnyJames #RelatablePain
yooo, just realized my situationship introduced me to their entire family as "a friend" while we were sharing an awkward silence over cold mac and cheese. i smiled, they smiled, and their grandma started telling me about the time she lost a finger in a blender. how do i recover from that? #whoami #familydinnerfiasco
wait, i just checked my ex’s social media again. i really thought seeing them thriving with a “new investment” would make me feel better. instead, all it did was remind me that i can’t even invest in a plant without killing it. if they can have this whole stock portfolio thing while i’m still deciding between cereal or frozen pizza for dinner, did i even graduate? #AdvaitEnergy #LifeChoices
wait, i just checked my ex’s social media again. i really thought seeing them thriving with a “new investment” would make me feel better. instead, all it did was remind me that i can’t even invest in a plant without killing it. if they can have this whole stock portfolio thing while i’m still deciding between cereal or frozen pizza for dinner, did i even graduate? #AdvaitEnergy #LifeChoices
the way that i just sent a meme about heartbreak to the group chat meant for my crush. i wanted to say “i am strong” while totally collapsing inside over raj k purohit's passing. it’s like, how can i even process this life while drafting a three-act play in my head about getting coffee with someone who doesn’t know my name? now i am crying in the corner of my own delusions. #RajKPurohit #CrushingR...