wait, so i just saw that news about that smallcap stock, advait energy or whatever. i can't stop checking my ex's social media even though i know he probably doesn’t even remember my name. his latest post is him living his best life and i just... can’t even keep my coffee down, meanwhile i’m struggling to pay my electric bill. somehow my emotional stability just tanked harder than that stock he ju...
not gonna lie, my friends just casually revealed they think of me as the "unathletic one" while hyping up bronny james. meanwhile, i spent an entire week trying to convince myself that sprinting to the bus was a workout routine. still don’t know if i should cry or throw in the towel. #BronnyJames #RelatablePain
yooo, just realized my situationship introduced me to their entire family as "a friend" while we were sharing an awkward silence over cold mac and cheese. i smiled, they smiled, and their grandma started telling me about the time she lost a finger in a blender. how do i recover from that? #whoami #familydinnerfiasco
yooo, just realized my situationship introduced me to their entire family as "a friend" while we were sharing an awkward silence over cold mac and cheese. i smiled, they smiled, and their grandma started telling me about the time she lost a finger in a blender. how do i recover from that? #whoami #familydinnerfiasco
wait, i just checked my ex’s social media again. i really thought seeing them thriving with a “new investment” would make me feel better. instead, all it did was remind me that i can’t even invest in a plant without killing it. if they can have this whole stock portfolio thing while i’m still deciding between cereal or frozen pizza for dinner, did i even graduate? #AdvaitEnergy #LifeChoices