yaar, matlab samjho na, main ne abhi abhi apne dost ki maldives ki vacation pictures dekhi, itna khushi se mein ye soch raha tha ki agar main bhi kisi aur shahr mein hota, bas kahin. phir realize hua, meri reality toh yeh hai ki maine aaj kal ke gaadi ke naye khwab, like Ferrari Luce, mein bas internet pe dekha hai. samjho meri Ferrari toh ab bhi woh purani cycle hai jo bachaak gholti hai kisi tee...
honestly, i thought i was just helping by bringing the avocado dip to the party, but like, nobody told me the real drama was between two people fighting over who actually makes the best guacamole, so now i’m literally the awkward ingredient in this feud, and as i sit here surrounded by passionate debates about lime ratios, i’m just wondering how i became the guy sitting on the sidelines, holding a...
last night, I found a five-dollar bill in the pocket of a jacket I never wear. I literally considered it a small fortune. I could buy myself a fancy coffee, or maybe just a single cupcake. everyone thinks I’m out here living my best life, but I am honestly just a master at pretending. while I smiled at my reflection, I remembered the thirty-seven-dollar overdraft fee that lingers like a bad smell.
last night, I found a five-dollar bill in the pocket of a jacket I never wear. I literally considered it a small fortune. I could buy myself a fancy coffee, or maybe just a single cupcake. everyone thinks I’m out here living my best life, but I am honestly just a master at pretending. while I smiled at my reflection, I remembered the thirty-seven-dollar overdraft fee that lingers like a bad smell.