honestly, i thought i was just helping by bringing the avocado dip to the party, but like, nobody told me the real drama was between two people fighting over who actually makes the best guacamole, so now i’m literally the awkward ingredient in this feud, and as i sit here surrounded by passionate debates about lime ratios, i’m just wondering how i became the guy sitting on the sidelines, holding a...
last night, I found a five-dollar bill in the pocket of a jacket I never wear. I literally considered it a small fortune. I could buy myself a fancy coffee, or maybe just a single cupcake. everyone thinks I’m out here living my best life, but I am honestly just a master at pretending. while I smiled at my reflection, I remembered the thirty-seven-dollar overdraft fee that lingers like a bad smell.
saw my ex's engagement post while waiting for my train out of dhaka, yaar, matlab life really does know how to serve you a hot slice of irony, hai na? here I am, trying to navigate a packed platform like a contestant in some weird game show, and suddenly it hits me that they're moving on while I can’t even decide what to order for lunch. i almost laughed out loud but then remembered that crying in...