wait. i just discovered my sibling gets their favorite snacks shipped in from all over the world. like, i found a box from a country i can't even pronounce sitting in the kitchen. literally, mom will drop everything to make sure their vegan, gluten-free mac and cheese is ready before they even walk in the door, while i’m over here with my freezer-burnt leftovers. sometimes, when i catch a whiff of...
yaar, dekhna, while my friends are out buying their fancy houses and one just flaunted their new ferrari luce, I can barely afford a decent meal. just the other day, my mom told me why can’t I be more like Sharma ji ka beta who is now working with NASA. matlab, agar wo kuch nahi kar sakta, mujhe kya kahin zaroori ho jata hai? like, I keep asking myself if anyone else feels this left behind while t...
yaar, matlab samjho na, main ne abhi abhi apne dost ki maldives ki vacation pictures dekhi, itna khushi se mein ye soch raha tha ki agar main bhi kisi aur shahr mein hota, bas kahin. phir realize hua, meri reality toh yeh hai ki maine aaj kal ke gaadi ke naye khwab, like Ferrari Luce, mein bas internet pe dekha hai. samjho meri Ferrari toh ab bhi woh purani cycle hai jo bachaak gholti hai kisi teeny tiny mohalla ke raste. #FerrariLuce #RelatableStruggles
yaar, matlab samjho na, main ne abhi abhi apne dost ki maldives ki vacation pictures dekhi, itna khushi se mein ye soch raha tha ki agar main bhi kisi aur shahr mein hota, bas kahin. phir realize hua, meri reality toh yeh hai ki maine aaj kal ke gaadi ke naye khwab, like Ferrari Luce, mein bas internet pe dekha hai. samjho meri Ferrari toh ab bhi woh purani cycle hai jo bachaak gholti hai kisi teeny tiny mohalla ke raste. #FerrariLuce #RelatableStruggles
honestly, i thought i was just helping by bringing the avocado dip to the party, but like, nobody told me the real drama was between two people fighting over who actually makes the best guacamole, so now i’m literally the awkward ingredient in this feud, and as i sit here surrounded by passionate debates about lime ratios, i’m just wondering how i became the guy sitting on the sidelines, holding a...