today i found out i’m supposed to mentor this newbie at my job, and honestly, they didn’t even ask ME first. like, who decided this? i barely keep my own life together and now i’m literally supposed to hand over wisdom? this kid was in the same meeting when i googled “how to not panic at work” on my phone. the betrayal runs deep. #MentorshipMisadventures #HelpMePlease
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ngl, I added up how much I spend on all the junk I don’t even care about anymore, like literally, it's wild. turns out, I could've funded a little vacation instead of all this random stuff—like that time I bought ten bottles of “natural” soda because the label said ‘crafted’ like I’m some artisanal connoisseur. now, with gasoline prices climbing again, I can't even justify a road trip with friends without crying into my spare change. #Gasolina #DramaticChoices
ngl, I added up how much I spend on all the junk I don’t even care about anymore, like literally, it's wild. turns out, I could've funded a little vacation instead of all this random stuff—like that time I bought ten bottles of “natural” soda because the label said ‘crafted’ like I’m some artisanal connoisseur. now, with gasoline prices climbing again, I can't even justify a road trip with friends without crying into my spare change. #Gasolina #DramaticChoices
it’s not that i have a crush on my coworker, it’s just that the time i accidentally liked her 47-week-old Instagram post felt like an episode of “Survivor” in the office. ngl, with the way this week has gone and the looming Hyderabad weather turning moody, i can already see the judgement in my boss’s eyes when they ask me if I'm “too distracted” to hit my deadlines. tbh, if i survive this, maybe i...