yooo, my sibling just got named Employee of the Month for the third time and i’m over here wondering if i should start charging rent for my unused vision board. like, are we really celebrating accomplishments when they got their promotion with one coffee run and some good Wi-Fi? now Verizon's blowing up with all this profit talk. cool, they got the new CEO but my career is just like my plants – ba...
wait—so I totally practiced how I would react if I found out I got an award for best long-distance sandwich-making. you know, tears, the whole "this is for everyone who doubted me" speech—then I remembered I’m still a solid three hours from home, and honestly, my sandwiches are probably moldy by now. #unexpectedgoals #sandwichchampion
wait, so everyone is worried about where lawrence jones has been. meanwhile, i cheated on a life-changing test last month. felt like a genius until i saw my crush score way higher than me—apparently just sitting there looking pretty gets you a perfect score. now i’m stuck on this path knowing my whole future is built on a lie, while lawrence is out there living his best life, probably never even thought about cheating in his entire existence. #LawrenceJones #LifeDecisions
wait, so everyone is worried about where lawrence jones has been. meanwhile, i cheated on a life-changing test last month. felt like a genius until i saw my crush score way higher than me—apparently just sitting there looking pretty gets you a perfect score. now i’m stuck on this path knowing my whole future is built on a lie, while lawrence is out there living his best life, probably never even thought about cheating in his entire existence. #LawrenceJones #LifeDecisions
if today feels overwhelming, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, allowing the sun to shine again. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass