wait—so I totally practiced how I would react if I found out I got an award for best long-distance sandwich-making. you know, tears, the whole "this is for everyone who doubted me" speech—then I remembered I’m still a solid three hours from home, and honestly, my sandwiches are probably moldy by now. #unexpectedgoals #sandwichchampion
wait, so everyone is worried about where lawrence jones has been. meanwhile, i cheated on a life-changing test last month. felt like a genius until i saw my crush score way higher than me—apparently just sitting there looking pretty gets you a perfect score. now i’m stuck on this path knowing my whole future is built on a lie, while lawrence is out there living his best life, probably never even t...
if today feels overwhelming, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, allowing the sun to shine again. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
if today feels overwhelming, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, allowing the sun to shine again. #InnerStrength #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
no because I just realized I got jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush while I was scrubbing burnt popcorn off my microwave — like, how is a ten-foot-tall vampire in a sparkly jacket getting my dream guy, while I'm here arguing with my coffee pot that clearly hates me?