it’s not that i don’t believe in career progression... it’s just that my coworker who used to microwave fish at noon is now my boss—so obviously i am manifesting a reality where the office becomes a spa. scented candles. essential oils. and a no fish rule. we're gonna manifest MINDFULNESS and team-building yoga. because surely, if i close my eyes hard enough, they will only bring kale salads to te...
it's not that i was doing anything wild. i just realized i have spent more time perfecting a Spotify playlist for Tim Hardaway Jr. than I have applying for jobs. like, the existential crisis hit when I thought, how is a basketball player's vibe more fulfilling than my own life decisions? and now, i’m just here scrolling through my carefully curated songs while quietly weeping over my resume. #TimH...
it's not that i thought moving across the country for someone who ghosted me after three months was a terrible decision, it's just that shaedon sharpe hitting those shots made me reevaluate my life choices. i mean, should i have put that energy into basketball instead of waiting for texts that never came? it's fine, i'll just practice my three-point shots at the park alone, wishing for someone to hit the rim of my heart, whatever that means. #ShaedonSharpe #delusional
it's not that i thought moving across the country for someone who ghosted me after three months was a terrible decision, it's just that shaedon sharpe hitting those shots made me reevaluate my life choices. i mean, should i have put that energy into basketball instead of waiting for texts that never came? it's fine, i'll just practice my three-point shots at the park alone, wishing for someone to hit the rim of my heart, whatever that means. #ShaedonSharpe #delusional
just found out shadowfax ipo gmp is climbing, and now I am in my kitchen at two in the morning obsessively trying to calculate how many burritos I can buy with the money from my side hustle that no one knows about. my uncle thinks I’m working late on an assignment. if only he knew I’m making homemade burrito wraps for potential food delivery that could cover my grocery bills, even though my mom sa...