i’m stuck being the mediator in my parents' divorce and honestly, i didn't sign up for this. they keep texting me from different rooms, trying to win me over with “your mom’s just making up rules” or “your dad doesn’t even like ketchup.” this is some kind of dark reality show. one day i’m gonna charge them admission.
it’s not that i don’t believe in career progression... it’s just that my coworker who used to microwave fish at noon is now my boss—so obviously i am manifesting a reality where the office becomes a spa. scented candles. essential oils. and a no fish rule. we're gonna manifest MINDFULNESS and team-building yoga. because surely, if i close my eyes hard enough, they will only bring kale salads to te...
it's not that i was doing anything wild. i just realized i have spent more time perfecting a Spotify playlist for Tim Hardaway Jr. than I have applying for jobs. like, the existential crisis hit when I thought, how is a basketball player's vibe more fulfilling than my own life decisions? and now, i’m just here scrolling through my carefully curated songs while quietly weeping over my resume. #TimHardawayJr #playliststruggles
it's not that i was doing anything wild. i just realized i have spent more time perfecting a Spotify playlist for Tim Hardaway Jr. than I have applying for jobs. like, the existential crisis hit when I thought, how is a basketball player's vibe more fulfilling than my own life decisions? and now, i’m just here scrolling through my carefully curated songs while quietly weeping over my resume. #TimHardawayJr #playliststruggles
it's not that i thought moving across the country for someone who ghosted me after three months was a terrible decision, it's just that shaedon sharpe hitting those shots made me reevaluate my life choices. i mean, should i have put that energy into basketball instead of waiting for texts that never came? it's fine, i'll just practice my three-point shots at the park alone, wishing for someone to ...