i just had a full-on argument with someone in my head. i mean, i was getting passionately defensive about the "adani ports share price." can you believe it? i didn't even care about stock prices until now. and now, because my mind decided to go wild, i'm actually mad at them like they did me wrong. like, why am i emotional over hypothetical insults about a stock i know nothing about? this is what ...
my uncle just revealed that we have a secret family history of petty theft. now i understand why i instinctively swipe extra napkins when dining out. it also explains why i keep all my broken dreams locked up like valuable loot. i never thought my casual habit of stealing stray shopping carts was hereditary, but here we are, ready to change my last name to “mcmillian” as i head to my next grocery ...
yooo, just got told I'm 'voluntold' to work the weekend again. I was planning a cozy Netflix binge and instead, I will be *pouring coffee into people's souls* while praying my student loans don’t come after me like a horror movie villain. All this while Jindal Saw is apparently on some rollercoaster ride of profits and losses - the only thing I'm gaining is stress and confusion about the stock market. Guess it's time to make that elaborate Excel spreadsheet on how I will *definitely* be eating ramen for the next month. #JindalSawShare #mylifeisamonopolygame
yooo, just got told I'm 'voluntold' to work the weekend again. I was planning a cozy Netflix binge and instead, I will be *pouring coffee into people's souls* while praying my student loans don’t come after me like a horror movie villain. All this while Jindal Saw is apparently on some rollercoaster ride of profits and losses - the only thing I'm gaining is stress and confusion about the stock market. Guess it's time to make that elaborate Excel spreadsheet on how I will *definitely* be eating ramen for the next month. #JindalSawShare #mylifeisamonopolygame
you ever spend thirty minutes crafting the perfect response about why you hate loose change, thinking of all the dark times when a coin slipped between the couch cushions and stole your will to live? like, seriously, how can something so small ruin your day? only to send your crush a casual 'okay' because you totally lost the plot.