have you ever had your parents show up unannounced and just LITERALLY get a front-row seat to your chaotic life? my living room was filled with half-finished origami projects, a suspiciously unidentifiable smell coming from the fridge, and honestly, the laundry situation was so intense i felt like a contestant on a survival show. their horrified faces when they asked if my "housemate" was the pile...
i just had a full-on argument with someone in my head. i mean, i was getting passionately defensive about the "adani ports share price." can you believe it? i didn't even care about stock prices until now. and now, because my mind decided to go wild, i'm actually mad at them like they did me wrong. like, why am i emotional over hypothetical insults about a stock i know nothing about? this is what ...
my uncle just revealed that we have a secret family history of petty theft. now i understand why i instinctively swipe extra napkins when dining out. it also explains why i keep all my broken dreams locked up like valuable loot. i never thought my casual habit of stealing stray shopping carts was hereditary, but here we are, ready to change my last name to “mcmillian” as i head to my next grocery heist. #JaaposquanMcmillian #familysecrets
my uncle just revealed that we have a secret family history of petty theft. now i understand why i instinctively swipe extra napkins when dining out. it also explains why i keep all my broken dreams locked up like valuable loot. i never thought my casual habit of stealing stray shopping carts was hereditary, but here we are, ready to change my last name to “mcmillian” as i head to my next grocery heist. #JaaposquanMcmillian #familysecrets
yooo, just got told I'm 'voluntold' to work the weekend again. I was planning a cozy Netflix binge and instead, I will be *pouring coffee into people's souls* while praying my student loans don’t come after me like a horror movie villain. All this while Jindal Saw is apparently on some rollercoaster ride of profits and losses - the only thing I'm gaining is stress and confusion about the stock mar...