my uncle just revealed that we have a secret family history of petty theft. now i understand why i instinctively swipe extra napkins when dining out. it also explains why i keep all my broken dreams locked up like valuable loot. i never thought my casual habit of stealing stray shopping carts was hereditary, but here we are, ready to change my last name to “mcmillian” as i head to my next grocery ...
yooo, just got told I'm 'voluntold' to work the weekend again. I was planning a cozy Netflix binge and instead, I will be *pouring coffee into people's souls* while praying my student loans don’t come after me like a horror movie villain. All this while Jindal Saw is apparently on some rollercoaster ride of profits and losses - the only thing I'm gaining is stress and confusion about the stock mar...
you ever spend thirty minutes crafting the perfect response about why you hate loose change, thinking of all the dark times when a coin slipped between the couch cushions and stole your will to live? like, seriously, how can something so small ruin your day? only to send your crush a casual 'okay' because you totally lost the plot.
you ever spend thirty minutes crafting the perfect response about why you hate loose change, thinking of all the dark times when a coin slipped between the couch cushions and stole your will to live? like, seriously, how can something so small ruin your day? only to send your crush a casual 'okay' because you totally lost the plot.
day 16 of hiding my true self from my parents. they just showed up unannounced and walked into a disaster zone. my room looked like a war zone with half-eaten snacks, old laundry, and an open browser history revealing my deep dive into "how to stalk someone’s Spotify". they were horrified. i laughed awkwardly while pondering how to explain the playlist dedicated to a tennis player i’ve never met. ...