day 27 of contemplating my life choices and my parents were my age when they got married and had me, while I still struggle to find matching socks in the morning. I mean, it’s 2am and I'm rewatching a video of Megyn Kelly losing it over Bad Bunny because honestly, if she can implode on a public platform about football, maybe I can admit I wore pajama pants to a Zoom meeting last week and nobody ev...
the way that مصر just dropped that massive project for tourism and I’m sitting here still trying to master microwave cooking feels like the ultimate betrayal. like, while they’re investing millions, my most exotic dish is toast that got overly crispy in an ancient toaster. honestly, at this point, I should just run a pop-up restaurant in my kitchen called “delusional confidence cuisine,” where I s...
i lied about why i couldn’t make it to that concert. said i had plans, but really i just didn’t have money for gas. watching magalie lépine-blondeau shine in a new rom-com, i can’t help but wonder how many times i’ve missed out. im stuck scrolling through clips online, imagining the fun and pretending my sofa is my personal VIP section. who knew feeling broke would also make you feel like an outcast at your own life? #MagalieLpineblondeau #FOMO
i lied about why i couldn’t make it to that concert. said i had plans, but really i just didn’t have money for gas. watching magalie lépine-blondeau shine in a new rom-com, i can’t help but wonder how many times i’ve missed out. im stuck scrolling through clips online, imagining the fun and pretending my sofa is my personal VIP section. who knew feeling broke would also make you feel like an outcast at your own life? #MagalieLpineblondeau #FOMO
day 17 of avoiding my neighbor's cat that literally yowls at 3am like it's auditioning for an animal talent show. honestly, it makes me question whether anyone else is losing their minds too—am I the only one who feels personally attacked? I mean, how do people keep it together when there is literally a tiny furry drama queen next door threatening to expose our entire existence with its relentless...