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Appreciation: the way that مصر just dropped that massive project for tourism and I’m sitting h…

if you feel like you are walking through a dark tunnel right now, just remember that every tunnel has an exit, and light awaits you on the other side. #YouMatter #SelfCare #Encouragement

day 27 of contemplating my life choices and my parents were my age when they got married and had me, while I still struggle to find matching socks in the morning. I mean, it’s 2am and I'm rewatching a video of Megyn Kelly losing it over Bad Bunny because honestly, if she can implode on a public platform about football, maybe I can admit I wore pajama pants to a Zoom meeting last week and nobody ev...

the way that مصر just dropped that massive project for tourism and I’m sitting here still trying to master microwave cooking feels like the ultimate betrayal. like, while they’re investing millions, my most exotic dish is toast that got overly crispy in an ancient toaster. honestly, at this point, I should just run a pop-up restaurant in my kitchen called “delusional confidence cuisine,” where I serve gourmet burnt offerings alongside a side of existential dread. #fml #مارينا

the way that مصر just dropped that massive project for tourism and I’m sitting here still trying to master microwave cooking feels like the ultimate betrayal. like, while they’re investing millions, my most exotic dish is toast that got overly crispy in an ancient toaster. honestly, at this point, I should just run a pop-up restaurant in my kitchen called “delusional confidence cuisine,” where I serve gourmet burnt offerings alongside a side of existential dread. #fml #مارينا

i lied about why i couldn’t make it to that concert. said i had plans, but really i just didn’t have money for gas. watching magalie lépine-blondeau shine in a new rom-com, i can’t help but wonder how many times i’ve missed out. im stuck scrolling through clips online, imagining the fun and pretending my sofa is my personal VIP section. who knew feeling broke would also make you feel like an outca...