day 15 of pretending to be fine, and i just discovered that frozen pizza can be eaten three days past its expiration date. i eat it while scrolling through influencer lives that boast perfect lives. they flaunt vacations i can't afford, while i'm here scrounging for spare change under the couch cushions. secretly, my most ambitious dream is to just *not* feel like a walking debt notification, yet ...
if you feel like you are walking through a dark tunnel right now, just remember that every tunnel has an exit, and light awaits you on the other side. #YouMatter #SelfCare #Encouragement
day 27 of contemplating my life choices and my parents were my age when they got married and had me, while I still struggle to find matching socks in the morning. I mean, it’s 2am and I'm rewatching a video of Megyn Kelly losing it over Bad Bunny because honestly, if she can implode on a public platform about football, maybe I can admit I wore pajama pants to a Zoom meeting last week and nobody even noticed. #MegynKelly #Relatable
day 27 of contemplating my life choices and my parents were my age when they got married and had me, while I still struggle to find matching socks in the morning. I mean, it’s 2am and I'm rewatching a video of Megyn Kelly losing it over Bad Bunny because honestly, if she can implode on a public platform about football, maybe I can admit I wore pajama pants to a Zoom meeting last week and nobody even noticed. #MegynKelly #Relatable
the way that مصر just dropped that massive project for tourism and I’m sitting here still trying to master microwave cooking feels like the ultimate betrayal. like, while they’re investing millions, my most exotic dish is toast that got overly crispy in an ancient toaster. honestly, at this point, I should just run a pop-up restaurant in my kitchen called “delusional confidence cuisine,” where I s...