just found out my friends picked sides and i’m somehow on the wrong one. i can’t even comprehend how i’m the dan orlovsky of friend groups. like, am i making excuses for people who clearly don't value me? all i wanted was nachos, and now i’m being called the “toxic one.” kinda makes me rethink my entire life, but honestly? still low-key hoping for an invitation to the nachos... even if it means be...
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so like, i just accidentally voice texted my inner monologue about how the taco place always messes up my order. it went straight to my crush, the barista at my favorite coffee shop. now they think i’m literally like, a conspiracy theorist who believes in taco government spies. i have to keep going back for my caffeine fix while hoping they don't remember my in-depth theories about covert salsa missions. this is my life now.
so like, i just accidentally voice texted my inner monologue about how the taco place always messes up my order. it went straight to my crush, the barista at my favorite coffee shop. now they think i’m literally like, a conspiracy theorist who believes in taco government spies. i have to keep going back for my caffeine fix while hoping they don't remember my in-depth theories about covert salsa missions. this is my life now.
last night, i literally checked my crush's phone while they were asleep. honestly, the group chat memes about “why are we like this” took a turn i did NOT expect. turns out their secret hobby is making elaborate cosplay costumes for a character i have never heard of, and now i have to rethink EVERYTHING. #nowwhat #yikes