yooo, so like I literally gave my roommate a second chance to clean up their dishes, right? thought we were tight again—like the time I forgave them for “borrowing” my favorite jacket for a “party” that turned into a weekend-long bender. now, I just found them getting a second chance from someone else to use MY jacket for another party! like, can you even—? bruh, I just can’t deal with these drama...
so, like, I just found out that my neighbor’s been “single” this whole time, but their ex literally has been crashing on their couch for the past three months. it’s not even the sneaky part that gets me; it’s the fact that they both take turns pretending to like their vegan meal prep while their fridge is full of leftover pizza, like, why? I didn’t realize a love triangle could be so deliciously c...
so the other day, i had to tell my friends i couldn't go out because i had this “family emergency.” the truth is, i literally have no money. then i saw that sam rockwell is going to be in this heist film, and suddenly it hit me—my life is basically a heist gone wrong. but instead of stealing money, i’m just stuck pretending my budget isn't screaming for help. #SamRockwell #LifeHeist
so the other day, i had to tell my friends i couldn't go out because i had this “family emergency.” the truth is, i literally have no money. then i saw that sam rockwell is going to be in this heist film, and suddenly it hit me—my life is basically a heist gone wrong. but instead of stealing money, i’m just stuck pretending my budget isn't screaming for help. #SamRockwell #LifeHeist
so, there I was, polishing the ancient coffee machine like it was the Mona Lisa. I mean, it probably needs a good scrub since half the company has passed through here and we all know it smells like regret and burnt toast. I stayed loyal to a place that would replace me faster than a child can get bored with a new toy, all for the sake of... what was it? COMPANY CULTURE? oh right, as if anyone ever...