wait, i literally smiled when i heard that Nic Claxton was hurt. i mean, like, it's terrible and all, but he always struts around like he owns the court while i'm over here tripping on the same flat surface in my apartment. sometimes, it’s just nice to see someone else struggle, you know? like, now i’m stuck between feeling guilty for smiling at someone else’s misfortune and being, you know, human...
yooo, so like I literally gave my roommate a second chance to clean up their dishes, right? thought we were tight again—like the time I forgave them for “borrowing” my favorite jacket for a “party” that turned into a weekend-long bender. now, I just found them getting a second chance from someone else to use MY jacket for another party! like, can you even—? bruh, I just can’t deal with these drama...
so, like, I just found out that my neighbor’s been “single” this whole time, but their ex literally has been crashing on their couch for the past three months. it’s not even the sneaky part that gets me; it’s the fact that they both take turns pretending to like their vegan meal prep while their fridge is full of leftover pizza, like, why? I didn’t realize a love triangle could be so deliciously chaotic. #couchsurfinglove #veganlies
so, like, I just found out that my neighbor’s been “single” this whole time, but their ex literally has been crashing on their couch for the past three months. it’s not even the sneaky part that gets me; it’s the fact that they both take turns pretending to like their vegan meal prep while their fridge is full of leftover pizza, like, why? I didn’t realize a love triangle could be so deliciously chaotic. #couchsurfinglove #veganlies
so the other day, i had to tell my friends i couldn't go out because i had this “family emergency.” the truth is, i literally have no money. then i saw that sam rockwell is going to be in this heist film, and suddenly it hit me—my life is basically a heist gone wrong. but instead of stealing money, i’m just stuck pretending my budget isn't screaming for help. #SamRockwell #LifeHeist