i was at work scrolling through my feed when i stumbled upon this post about how silver and gold prices are soaring. made me think about my coworker who has been ‘gold-plating’ their reputation by taking credit for my project. as i sat there watching their self-congratulatory dance, it hit me: the last thing this place needs is more shiny bullshit. my productivity? maybe that’s the silver lining o...
saw Yaxel Lendeborg is "feeling a lot better" after his injury and I couldn't help but feel a bit envious. I mean, my own legs just won’t seem to recover from the trauma of my last marathon attempt... where I mistakenly thought “hydration” meant two cups of coffee and a donut. while I was laying on the couch, paralyzed by regret and questioning all life choices, I heard my parent say, “I’m not mad...
yoo, so I found myself googling "ugc kya hai" while my partner was snoring away. just me, casually uncovering their app addiction to ‘high-stakes biscuit challenges’ or something ridiculous like that. like, if you are obsessively collecting digital cookies, should I be worried about you or... ugh, whatever. but now I can’t unsee it and honestly, who knew biscuits could cause this much tension in a relationship? #UgcKyaHai #DramaticCrisis
yoo, so I found myself googling "ugc kya hai" while my partner was snoring away. just me, casually uncovering their app addiction to ‘high-stakes biscuit challenges’ or something ridiculous like that. like, if you are obsessively collecting digital cookies, should I be worried about you or... ugh, whatever. but now I can’t unsee it and honestly, who knew biscuits could cause this much tension in a relationship? #UgcKyaHai #DramaticCrisis
not gonna lie, I got asked to train my replacement today. I mean, nobody told me I was leaving. So here I am, sweating in an office that feels like a sauna while it's pouring rain outside, wondering if this job just threw me a funeral but called it a team-building exercise. What if I start explaining everything and just... disappear mid-sentence? Like, I’ll be showing them how to file reports and ...