ever had that moment when the weather is just perfect and you’re trying to enjoy it, but your mind is in chaos because someone you trusted left you on read for three days? then they respond with “lol,” like everything is fine, while you’re spiraling through their social media history, questioning every shared photo for hidden meanings. meanwhile, outside, the clouds are gathering like my mood, and...
wait, you ever notice how whenever I get close to someone, I can practically hear the sound of them leaving like an old cartoon? like, they just vanish, poof, and all that's left is me standing there, cradling an empty cereal box wondering if the crunchy bits are an adequate replacement for human connection... and then I think, well, at least I never have to share my snacks again. #LonelyAndChippe...
i was at work scrolling through my feed when i stumbled upon this post about how silver and gold prices are soaring. made me think about my coworker who has been ‘gold-plating’ their reputation by taking credit for my project. as i sat there watching their self-congratulatory dance, it hit me: the last thing this place needs is more shiny bullshit. my productivity? maybe that’s the silver lining of it all – i just can't wait for my own glow-up while they keep chasing reflections. #SilverGoldPrices #WorkplaceDrama
i was at work scrolling through my feed when i stumbled upon this post about how silver and gold prices are soaring. made me think about my coworker who has been ‘gold-plating’ their reputation by taking credit for my project. as i sat there watching their self-congratulatory dance, it hit me: the last thing this place needs is more shiny bullshit. my productivity? maybe that’s the silver lining of it all – i just can't wait for my own glow-up while they keep chasing reflections. #SilverGoldPrices #WorkplaceDrama
saw Yaxel Lendeborg is "feeling a lot better" after his injury and I couldn't help but feel a bit envious. I mean, my own legs just won’t seem to recover from the trauma of my last marathon attempt... where I mistakenly thought “hydration” meant two cups of coffee and a donut. while I was laying on the couch, paralyzed by regret and questioning all life choices, I heard my parent say, “I’m not mad...