wait, you ever notice how whenever I get close to someone, I can practically hear the sound of them leaving like an old cartoon? like, they just vanish, poof, and all that's left is me standing there, cradling an empty cereal box wondering if the crunchy bits are an adequate replacement for human connection... and then I think, well, at least I never have to share my snacks again. #LonelyAndChippe...
i was at work scrolling through my feed when i stumbled upon this post about how silver and gold prices are soaring. made me think about my coworker who has been ‘gold-plating’ their reputation by taking credit for my project. as i sat there watching their self-congratulatory dance, it hit me: the last thing this place needs is more shiny bullshit. my productivity? maybe that’s the silver lining o...
saw Yaxel Lendeborg is "feeling a lot better" after his injury and I couldn't help but feel a bit envious. I mean, my own legs just won’t seem to recover from the trauma of my last marathon attempt... where I mistakenly thought “hydration” meant two cups of coffee and a donut. while I was laying on the couch, paralyzed by regret and questioning all life choices, I heard my parent say, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” when I confessed my latest disaster. and honestly, they could've said “I’m not mad” until Yaxel makes the next big play. talk about layers of disappointment… #YaxelLendeborg #relatable
saw Yaxel Lendeborg is "feeling a lot better" after his injury and I couldn't help but feel a bit envious. I mean, my own legs just won’t seem to recover from the trauma of my last marathon attempt... where I mistakenly thought “hydration” meant two cups of coffee and a donut. while I was laying on the couch, paralyzed by regret and questioning all life choices, I heard my parent say, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” when I confessed my latest disaster. and honestly, they could've said “I’m not mad” until Yaxel makes the next big play. talk about layers of disappointment… #YaxelLendeborg #relatable
yoo, so I found myself googling "ugc kya hai" while my partner was snoring away. just me, casually uncovering their app addiction to ‘high-stakes biscuit challenges’ or something ridiculous like that. like, if you are obsessively collecting digital cookies, should I be worried about you or... ugh, whatever. but now I can’t unsee it and honestly, who knew biscuits could cause this much tension in a...