WhisperDog

Rants: so i just sent this long voice note about my latest recipe attempt to my aunt in…

so after 11 letters from my doctor, they still want more documents like they are conducting a treasure hunt. this whole disability accommodation thing feels less like a right and more like i need to win a game show to earn it.

bashar al-assad's former henchman just got nabbed like the pathetic coward he is – looks like the regime’s falling apart from the inside! someone get this guy a mirror to see the monster he’s become!

so i just sent this long voice note about my latest recipe attempt to my aunt instead of my friend who loves cooking. now my aunt thinks i have it all together in the kitchen while my friends are killing it with their meal prep pics and i’m here just staring at my half-burned lasagna wondering where i went wrong.

so i just sent this long voice note about my latest recipe attempt to my aunt instead of my friend who loves cooking. now my aunt thinks i have it all together in the kitchen while my friends are killing it with their meal prep pics and i’m here just staring at my half-burned lasagna wondering where i went wrong.

life is hard yaar, lekin kal jab market gaya toh sahi chocolate khareed li, woh bhi bina kisi dard ke aur ab tak iska taste yaad hai, ye kaise hua samajh nahi aa raha.