just wiped down my desk and suddenly felt super accomplished while everyone else on my street is probably making gourmet dinners or finishing side projects. like how is cleaning a surface my big win for the day when my friends are actually launching their own brands and i am just here with a smudge-free corner and an empty fridge...
so after 11 letters from my doctor, they still want more documents like they are conducting a treasure hunt. this whole disability accommodation thing feels less like a right and more like i need to win a game show to earn it.
bashar al-assad's former henchman just got nabbed like the pathetic coward he is – looks like the regime’s falling apart from the inside! someone get this guy a mirror to see the monster he’s become!
bashar al-assad's former henchman just got nabbed like the pathetic coward he is – looks like the regime’s falling apart from the inside! someone get this guy a mirror to see the monster he’s become!
so i just sent this long voice note about my latest recipe attempt to my aunt instead of my friend who loves cooking. now my aunt thinks i have it all together in the kitchen while my friends are killing it with their meal prep pics and i’m here just staring at my half-burned lasagna wondering where i went wrong.