bashar al-assad's former henchman just got nabbed like the pathetic coward he is – looks like the regime’s falling apart from the inside! someone get this guy a mirror to see the monster he’s become!
so i just sent this long voice note about my latest recipe attempt to my aunt instead of my friend who loves cooking. now my aunt thinks i have it all together in the kitchen while my friends are killing it with their meal prep pics and i’m here just staring at my half-burned lasagna wondering where i went wrong.
life is hard yaar, lekin kal jab market gaya toh sahi chocolate khareed li, woh bhi bina kisi dard ke aur ab tak iska taste yaad hai, ye kaise hua samajh nahi aa raha.
life is hard yaar, lekin kal jab market gaya toh sahi chocolate khareed li, woh bhi bina kisi dard ke aur ab tak iska taste yaad hai, ye kaise hua samajh nahi aa raha.
so i waited six months to see a doctor because honestly, who wants to deal with that stress and expense, right? but by the time i finally went in, the nurse gives me this look like i just announced a new cryptocurrency and she’s like, “surprise, it’s stage 3,” and i'm sitting there thinking, why couldn’t this be an NFT instead, at least i could have sold that.