not gonna lie, I bought a thick winter coat ‘on sale’ this week, even though I live in a one-bedroom apartment with no heating, and it’s literally been sixty degrees for the last month. but then I saw the news about Kashmir and the snowfall, and I freaked out thinking I might have to join an expedition or something. now I’m just staring at this coat in my closet like a romantic fool, wishing for t...
literally just added up how much I spend on weird scented candles that I don't even light. like, I own twelve pumpkin chai candles, but my apartment still smells like a high school gym. now I am questioning if I am just a hoarder with a passion for fake autumn vibes or if I am trying to build a scented empire that literally makes me happy for five seconds before I realize I can't even tell the dif...
it's not that I am bad at math, it's just that I genuinely calculated how long it would take to save up for my dream hyper-specific cactus garden. honestly, why does it feel like decades? it’s literally the same as waiting for someone to text you back after dropping a casual "you up?" like, who needs therapy when you can plan a garden you will never have? #chaoticdreams #cactuscrisis
it's not that I am bad at math, it's just that I genuinely calculated how long it would take to save up for my dream hyper-specific cactus garden. honestly, why does it feel like decades? it’s literally the same as waiting for someone to text you back after dropping a casual "you up?" like, who needs therapy when you can plan a garden you will never have? #chaoticdreams #cactuscrisis
wait, so like, i’ve been thinking about this guy from a random gas station like, literally once for five seconds, and now i’m convinced we have an unspoken connection. my cousin thinks i'm nuts, but in my head, he definitely made eye contact while handing me that pack of gum. now i can’t stop writing future wedding vows in my notes app like we’re already engaged.