literally just added up how much I spend on weird scented candles that I don't even light. like, I own twelve pumpkin chai candles, but my apartment still smells like a high school gym. now I am questioning if I am just a hoarder with a passion for fake autumn vibes or if I am trying to build a scented empire that literally makes me happy for five seconds before I realize I can't even tell the dif...
it's not that I am bad at math, it's just that I genuinely calculated how long it would take to save up for my dream hyper-specific cactus garden. honestly, why does it feel like decades? it’s literally the same as waiting for someone to text you back after dropping a casual "you up?" like, who needs therapy when you can plan a garden you will never have? #chaoticdreams #cactuscrisis
wait, so like, i’ve been thinking about this guy from a random gas station like, literally once for five seconds, and now i’m convinced we have an unspoken connection. my cousin thinks i'm nuts, but in my head, he definitely made eye contact while handing me that pack of gum. now i can’t stop writing future wedding vows in my notes app like we’re already engaged.
wait, so like, i’ve been thinking about this guy from a random gas station like, literally once for five seconds, and now i’m convinced we have an unspoken connection. my cousin thinks i'm nuts, but in my head, he definitely made eye contact while handing me that pack of gum. now i can’t stop writing future wedding vows in my notes app like we’re already engaged.
bruh, I just watched a new Harlan Coben show, and suddenly I’m furious at a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush. I mean, how DARE they take my imaginary boyfriend from me? I spent weeks daydreaming about how we would drink overpriced smoothies together while my love life barely exists. now I’m sending angry messages to the void, hoping the universe hears me. #RunAwayNetflix #PettyDra...